What Is The Best Response To ”Why Are You Still Single”?

[Precious]

What Is The Best Response To ”Why Are You Still Single”?

Romantic mode:
Well… I wouldn’t be, if you just say “yes” right now.

Stingy mode:
Because I can’t be buying shawarma and Malt every time we hang out.

Forgetful mode:
I am? Ah… true oh.

Detective mode:
Because love is a dangerous disadvantage — ask those people wey dem carry breakfast serve.

Sheldon mode:
Because she told me to give up my seat in the bus… and I never recovered.

Playboy mode:
Why stick to one flavour when I can try all the suya stands in town?

Invisible man mode:
Maybe the opposite gender just can’t see me.

Sharp guy but late mode:
Because bros toasted her before I even said “hi.”

Nice guy mode:
Because I’ve bought permanent land in Friendzone Estate.

No-nonsense mode:
You get problem with that?

Forming hard guy mode:
I chose to be single… cries under the duvet later.

Faith mode:
Because God is writing me the best love story — but He paused to attend another meeting.

Mama’s boy mode:
Because mummy is still searching for “the perfect wife” for me.

Looking for your answer?
I’m somebody’s best friend. That’s all I’ll say.

[justseyi]

[Ayodeji adebayo]

If the person is a bit rude,

“I’m sorry to disappoint you, but i have very high standards.”

“I was born single and haven’t found any reason to change.”

“Are you offering me something?”

[Temitope Samuel]

“I’m not compelled to settle with anyone.” – simple as that.

[Shekinah Brama]

Smooth

[Cait 😝]

All this will not matter in heaven 😭😭

[Shekinah Brama]

Even though 🤣

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