Phone thief lands in trouble after asking for sex

[justseyi]

You stole someone’s phone while they were sleeping.
You still left the phone on. They kept calling the phone until you picked.
They begged you to please return the phone, and you said they would settle you first. “How much?”
You said, “50k.”
They said they didn’t have money and asked whether you’d collect “Opueh?”
You said yes! You still had the audacity to show up to collect “opueh” for a phone you stole.
Now, you’re in trouble. This happened in Ikotun, Lagos.

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